Stand on Patong beach, facing the sea. Turn 180 degrees. Spit as far as you can.
Did you hit a tree? Of course you did. That’s how close ocean and rainforest really are in Thailand, and it’s seriously cool. Now, obviously, you shouldn’t really spit as a means of measuring this. That would be very inaccurate. And also, very gross. The spit is figurative. The following advice is not. Continue reading “Flying Hanuman… or, Flying Cinderella (patent pending)”